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Discounts so deep, you?ll walk away contemplating all kinds
of things you?ve never considered!
WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES IS WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE IN THE
MAIL THIS IS OUR GUARANTEE!
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WE MAINTAIN AN INVENTORY OF OVER 5,000 TOKENS
AND OTHER COOL ITEMS THAT CHANGES EACH DAY!
Want to make an offer on something you like? Make
a reasonable offer and get a great deal! Really. Make the offer. Do it now!
If you have any questions, comments, needs, etc.
please message me. Also, please leave some positive feedback if you?re happy
with your order. We really do value our customers, so just reach out if you
need to.
Our Story:
(Did you know that no one ever reads past this
point? It?s true, people see what they want and buy it and they go about their
business. But you?re still reading so, here is the TRUE story of the
Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post (no longer a division of Globutron, Inc))
?it all started with a stolen spaceship, travel
to the Kuiper belt, Squid People meat, and Impossible Burger. It ended with Clarence?s
death, Lucky?s break with reality and Bookmanjosh?s former professional volleyball
champion live-in girlfriend leaving in a rented spaceship with extra head room?
Well, you know that they say, don?t you? They
say, ?How did you get so many tokens?? And, ?Do you think it might be possible
that you are suffering from delusions?? But come on, everyone knows that?s
something a Lizard Person would ask. Delusional? No. Nope. You want to know how
I know it isn?t a delusion? Well, let me ask you this: would the computer I
made out of string and nails be able to make a forcefield if I wasn?t a
time traveler?
Exactly. Are we really traveling back in time to
get these tokens? Maybe. Have all the blinking lights and arcade machines
making their sounds got to me and have they made me begin to lose my mind?!?!!
Well, what?s it matter when the Lizard People take over and we all figure out
why those weird e-scooters are everywhere? Did you know they make a crying
alarm sound when you get out out of your car and push them over onto the
sidewalk? Yep, almost like a person does when you get out of your car and push them
pover. Would I do that? Probably not.
I may have over-shared here, but it?s not going
to matter after we?re all forced to take on Lizard People names and start
breeding giant flies for them. However, do yu want to know the best way to cope
with the upcoming amphibian war? The best thing you can do for you, your
family, friends and your country is to buy arcade and other vintage tokens,
from me, right now. When the great Lizardarian army takes control of Fort Knox,
what do you think we?re going to use for currency? Bottle caps? No, I don?t
think so. It?s all going to be a token-based economy from here on out.
So, start collecting. Start buying and selling
your own. Let?s stretch out this empire of token sales like a knee-high sock on
a very, very tall female volleyball player. If we can focus on tokens and
invest now, it will all be champagne, adventure and a rich life in the human
camps the Lizard People are designing for us right now? Â Â
WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES IS WHAT YOU WILL
RECEIVE IN THE MAIL. THIS IS OUR GUARANTEE.
There will never be a time when you will find prices this low on
so many vintage tokens.
INVEST IN THE VALUE OF THESE RAPIDLY DISAPPEARING CULTURAL
ARTIFACTS!
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To visit our eBay store,
scroll up to the Seller Information section near the title of the item. You can
search through FIVE THOUSAND of the best deals on tokens you will find anywhere
online. Thanks for shopping!
We sincerely value and
appreciate our customers who know we have the lowest prices. What you see in
the pictures is what you will receive in the mail. We don?t clean or polish any
items, we just list them as fast as we can, just the way we found them.
Make a reasonable offer
and get a great deal. Thanks
for shopping at the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post.
Sincerely,
Bookmanjosh
Owner, Intergalactic
Mayhem Trading PostÂ